[Collection Of Emails] Software Engineer's Daily Routine

Software Engineer's Daily Routine 8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: Check Again just in case.... 9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM). 9:45AM: TEA party. 10:00AM: Check Mail. 10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what? 10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to. 10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence. 10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name) 11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign. 11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad? 11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around. 12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch. 12:30AM: lunch 1:00PM: Lunch over. 1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place. 1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good... I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish. 1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts. 2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort. 2:45PM: Tea Time. 3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness 4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk) 4:11PM: Try to look busy. 4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk). 4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.. 4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved. 4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in. 5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.. 5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD. 5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived. 5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good. 5:14PM: a quick dash for gate. 5:15PM: Third in punching out. 5:25PM: Reached Room. 5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program. 8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD. 8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking. 8:48PM: Dinner finished. 12:45AM: Today there were really good programs. 1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.

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